glottal stops and schnitzen

I've never been one to have the right thing to say to a lady to melt her heart. English just gets all twisted up when i speak it.

Luckily, there are other languages.

I tried learning the frenching language and it didn't go so well for me. I hear the ladies like it, but it's just too much work. (also, i didn't want to sound like a pansy)

Luckily for me i am taking two languages this term that i think will give me better chances with the wooing while not being as difficult (or girly) as french.

The first language is duetsch-

Show me a lady that doesn't think German's the hottest language on the planet and i'll call you a liar. Not only do the ladies love it, it's easy as pie. Almost like english, except a lot more yelling and throat clearing. For example, "hey baby" in english translates to "KHEY!@ SHNITZEIN!O#(Y!"

And the second language is Arabic-

Because nothing says, "hey baby" like full glottal stops at the start of your sentences and haggling with the waiter over the price of dinner.


i think i'll try out my new woorsenal (yes, that's a combo word, double points) tomorrow.

keep your fingers crossed.